17 August 2006

uh oh... the pumpkin is attracting attention...


Today I was surprised to receive the following email from a complete stranger...
I guess he is pretty serious about his pumpkins:

--- "Lee" wrote:

> Rusty: A neighbor and I were concerned last night
> when we walked past your plot and saw your very
> obvious, gorgeous, huge pumpkin. This is the season
> of theft and pumpkins are favorite targets. I used
> your plot sign and some squash leaves I found in
> your path to try to cover the pumpkin. It needs to
> be hidden very well and my job may not have been
> good enough. I used to cover mine with loose dry
> grass. It also needs to be harvested as soon as it
> is ready. Anyway, it was still there this morning.
> Lee , Plot #415

So, hovering on the line of sarcasm and sincerity, i sent him this reply:

Lee,

Thank you for the kind note. This probably all goes
back to my birth in Circleville, OH - home of the
world's largest pumpkin festival. I'm sure God has
known about this particular pumpkin for a long time.

You're right... The pumpkin needs to be harvested as
soon as it is ready. But if I'm going to grow
Colorado's biggest pumpkin of 2006, then I guess it
won't be harvested for at least another month (maybe
two?!). I'll devise a system to cover it up, thanks
for the warning. I would hate to see it get stolen, so
I'll figure something out... maybe a booby trap?
haha...

But seriously, thanks for the suggestions on how to
cover it up. Loose dry grass sounds like a pretty good
idea. I appreciate your concern and for taking the
time to contact me.

Take care,
-rusty


it's crazy out there in the garden plot. people don't play around when they're talking about their organic veggies...
later.

ps: the pic is of the circleville pumpkin festival

1 comment:

mandy said...

This may be one of the funniest things I've ever read. You had me (and my mom and Shauna) in tears. Absolutely hilarious.

Protect the pumpkin!

Thanks for coming over for dinner tonight! Looking forward to living so close to you guys.