dreams

so, i am back in ohio hanging with the fam... so i might be doing a lot of blogging in the next 5 days.

first off, i had a crazy dream last night...

i'm in a group with my friends... hanging out and barbecuing... lots of good times rolling. a male and female cop roll up and walk a circle around us. i eye them up... they look suspicious. then, the female cop comes behind me and throw me in handcuffs and arrests me in front of all my friends with no reason at all. 

i am racking my brain why i am being arrested, it's bizarre. then, the cop says it was one of my recent reviews of a restaurant, and her sister owned the place. i must have said something bad, but all i can remember is calling anchor steam christmas ale a bunch of shite.

so, they take me somewhere and everyone is up in arms and calling me guilty and the public has basically proven me guilty for whatever it is i did... SO...

i call a press conference a la disgraced governor blagojevich. and i tell everyone, i am completely innocent, that i will FIGHT these charges, and spend every penny i have to fight these charges. then, my SISTER gets up and says she will use all her resources and money to fight the charges as well... the charges are false!

then i laid in bed, trying to figure out what i said. and i woke up. but i tried to fall asleep again to get back to the dream and figure out what i said... but i never learned exactly what it was. but whatever, i was fighting it! can't keep me down!

crazy.